Stupid Ex's

I have TWO official Ex Boyfriends. They are both idiots. And when I say idiot, I don't mean it affectionately anymore.

Lets call them ExA and ExB (how original!)

ExA

ExA & I went out for almost four months from January in 2008. We were friends before and after our relationship. This is my story of ExA:

When I broke it off with ExA I was in the process of getting over him. He had gone out with one of my best friends before me, and two days after our break-up, he's back with her again (so was I a replacement or was she the replacement?). I spent probably two weeks where we didn't speak. I blamed her. I cried to my Daddy every night.

They broke up, like last time, spent time apart, got back togetherm, broke up, he found a new girl (ironically with the same name and nickname as me... loser) then ended up back with my friend one last time before he moved interstate. Or so everyone thought.

Little do most people whom know us know, two days before New Years, they met up and went down to one of the parks and made out (for old time's sake? ha). Silly Simmy didn't know this, and agreed to be ExA's New Years Kiss (for old time's sake. again). Luckily, Silly Simmy had a nasty emo turn around midnight thus didn't embarrass herself by making a fool out of herself in front of one particular person who knew the whole thing and was messaging said friend about the happenings of the evening. The next morning I got a message off said friend, saying she felt "cheap". Simmy put 2 and 2 together and got 4, and figured out what happened.

I waited a couple of days before I messaged ExA VERY ANGRILY mentioning that I prefer to know if there had been any fooling around in the days before these things happen. There was another person whom I'd have happily given my New Years Kiss to, but NO Simmy wasn't told. Now not only does friend feel cheap, so do I, and used, and VERY ANGRY.

It was not my friend's responsibility to tell me the happenings of the days before New Years, because she wasn't in attendence to the party, nor was she the person being kissed by serial-bad-kisser ExA. YES BAD KISSERRRRRRRR. Go to hell.

ExB

I went out with ExB from the day after Valentines Day 2008 for two months. And when I say two months, I mean to the day.

We were friends sort of before we went out, and it was a complicated relationship. Very... umm... complicated, for need of a better word. Why is it that his one ended? Because I was selfish and thought only of myself and refused to talk about the problems between the two of us. Yes I admit it.

So yes, we had our little not-talking stint, attempted to return the friendship to the previous status, failed, and thus spoke only when we ran into each other in town.

This was not a bad thing, but I did a naughty (apparently). See I didn't know it was wrong to apologise publicly for being a nasty bitch of a girlfriend in myspace quizzes. Or allude to attempted break-and-enters of my vehicle in which I was attempting to sleep at the time. Needless to say, I ended up sleeping inside (which took a while with a 747 jet engine snorer just a few feet away).

I was abused through MSN for mentioning a name in a Quiz. I was accused of slandering all over myspace. I'm sorry for not doing it? Whatever. But no, he continues to accuse me of slandering. Its not my fault my brother says you are gay. I can't control the world sweetheart!

I am told of courtesty, which I believe he knows nothing of (refer back to the break-and-enter of my car), and at the mention of aid incident I am told "we are talking about the internet, not real life."

Take this for your online slandering dickwad.

I've had enough.

Simmy xo