05 April, 2009

rules

A rule is defined as:

a principle or regulation governing conduct, action, procedure, arrangement,
etc.
As such, I have started to set out some basic rules for myself. On my awesome purple-framed whiteboard.
  1. No McDonald's Food
  2. 1/2 hour exercise daily
  3. Look after the friends
  4. Don't kiss ex's

I have some more ideas but I have not yet put them into words.

Any suggestions?

Played netball yesterday, against a team called LJ's. If anyone reading this has heard of the LJ's here are some of the things they did:

  • one of their mum's called down Mrs Senior from the office to over look the umpiring because they thought it was bias. it was definitely not bias if you consider the rest of these dot points
  • screamed in everyones faces
  • pushed through using elbows and shoulders
  • one girl even kneed our youngest player in the upper leg, on purpose

In case you don't understand the rules of netball, it is a non-contact sport. That means players don't touch each other!

If anyone wants to stand up for this appalling team (by the way, we beat you! Suck it losers) be my guest, I'd love to hear your reasons for their unsportsman-like game.

Also, they went up to the office before the game to check which court they were on and noticed our team was versing them. They said (in front of two little girls and their mother - luckily they were one of our player's family) "Oh shit - its element. They're the bitchy team." Ahahahahahahaha... Live and learn, love. You will get some of your own one day.

Thanks for reading - Simmy xx

2 comments:

  1. Lol It was great to beat that horrible team.. They were so bitchy...

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  2. hahaha. netball. ohhhhh the bitchiness.
    one team converged around me and their injured player [she fell whilst getting the ball that we were both going for] and starting calling me a stupid fucking cow. etc etc. i was like... 14 =/

    yay for rules btw. always good.

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